You ever noticed how greasy Lindsay Lohan's hair is in Freaky Friday?
No..?
Well, pfff, me neither... I haven't mindlessly been watching ABC Family while searching for the remote...
But, let's say; for some strange, but understandable, reason; you do watch Freaky Friday soon, notice the incredibly greasy hair Lindsay Lohan has... I mean, it's like, whoa, HYGIENE!
Hey, you know who sucks?
Robert Downey Jr.
I hate him. IhatehimIhatehimIhatehimIHATEHIM.
I'm sorry If I have offended his many worshippers out there, those who joined his cult, or those who admire his facial hair, but I cannot stand the man. ESPECIALLY as Tony Stark, the frickin "Iron Man" and self centered narcissist.
For those of you living under some sort of massive shield protecting you from the wrath of Iron man, here's the douche himself:
And don't try and tell me with your nasally smart ass voice that "It's just the character that is the douche", because I know, deep down inside, there is one giant douche waiting to get out.
Robert Downey Jr. has got to be somewhat of a mega douche in real life. HE HAS GOT TO BE!
Also, notice the disgusting facial hair, I mean, COME ON! what's up with the wimpy beard thing? Either grow a full beard, or shave it off and keep the 'stache, or he can dye his hair white, gain about 100 pounds, and host a cooking show like Guy Fieri.
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It bothers me. I'm bothered.
So what if it's "just a movie", or "not the real him at all", or "polar opposite to him in real life", or "a completely fabricated character".
Who cares if he's actually "a pleasant man", or if he "donates thousands of dollars to charities every year", or "does many nice things for people and is quite nice to be around".
I do not want to hear it.
He is a douche.
I rest my case and I want a mocha.
That's correct, I want a mocha.
Hey, quick shout out to my favorite band EVER- Permanent Childlock. I don't know where I would be without you guys. I love you.
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