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You were wearing grey cargo pants and a red flannel button up shirt, but the top four buttons were left undone. I gotta say, I admire a man who's not afraid to let his chest hair roam free. Your flip-flops were sky blue, just like your luscious eyes. I'm sure you probably didn't notice me gawking at you with your beige satchel. Another thing I love, a man who isn't afraid of some baggage.
I was wearing a maroon tracksuit and shape ups, I was on a power walk. I noticed you had one earing, pretty hot.
I like to familiarize myself with my surroundings, which is why I was carrying that large camera. Did you notice me? Unfortunately I was too busy staring at you to snap a picture. Something I deeply regret. You see, I'm an artist of sorts. I sing, dance, do interpretive theater art pieces, and paint. Which leads me to my next question: May I paint you?
I just got some great new brown acrylics and all that sexy chest hair of yours would be a wonderful opportunity for me to test them out. I usually paint topless portraits, usually I like to throw in something funky; like a large rabbit where a face would be; or several badgers lurking in the background. I like the animal theme, but I also do classics, such as the simple pearl necklace, that one is popular for many of my male clients.
So if you see this, please get back to me ASAP so I can order the materials for your painting, I was thinking maybe an homage to Cher, I've got a great wig; and also maybe some David Bowie, we'll see. Also, I've talked to my animal supplier and they've reserved a gazelle for us. I can get pigeons upon demand, but you'll have to let me know soon.
I look forward to hearing from you.
-Karen
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I was wearing a maroon tracksuit and shape ups, I was on a power walk. I noticed you had one earing, pretty hot.
I like to familiarize myself with my surroundings, which is why I was carrying that large camera. Did you notice me? Unfortunately I was too busy staring at you to snap a picture. Something I deeply regret. You see, I'm an artist of sorts. I sing, dance, do interpretive theater art pieces, and paint. Which leads me to my next question: May I paint you?
I just got some great new brown acrylics and all that sexy chest hair of yours would be a wonderful opportunity for me to test them out. I usually paint topless portraits, usually I like to throw in something funky; like a large rabbit where a face would be; or several badgers lurking in the background. I like the animal theme, but I also do classics, such as the simple pearl necklace, that one is popular for many of my male clients.
So if you see this, please get back to me ASAP so I can order the materials for your painting, I was thinking maybe an homage to Cher, I've got a great wig; and also maybe some David Bowie, we'll see. Also, I've talked to my animal supplier and they've reserved a gazelle for us. I can get pigeons upon demand, but you'll have to let me know soon.
I look forward to hearing from you.
-Karen
SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY. IF YOU KNOW THIS HOTTIE, PLEASE SHOW HIM THIS POSTING. THX.
