SMACK DESTINY IN THE FACE

8.12.08

Oh Jolly Fun!

LA SHNITZEL! Do you know what language that was?

That was the language of love.

28.11.08

Happy Turkey Day!!! Have fun eating a helpless turkey that had absolutley no say in the matter. Well, nevermind, turkeys deserve to be eaten, it's their destiny.

Anyways, I am watching the Macy's Day parade on T.V. And i am pretty sure that Wayne Brady (from who's line is it anyways) is in The Little Mermaid. I am not to sure though, i dont know how to tell, who ever it was, was dressed like a lobster. So, feel free to google that for me.

I have decided that i do not like the cast, or whatever, of the Today Show. They are very annoying.

SMURFS!!! the smurfs are on t.v, or people in really fuzzy blue costumes.

Why isnt there no Thanksgiving eve?why dont we get all giddy on Wednesday?
"Oooh! I hope i get white meat tomorrow!"
How charming.

Anyways, I'll let you continue your meaningless consumer driven lives. Over and out!