Have you ever caught yourself in a situation where you thought, "Man, I wish i had part time unlicensed private detective here to solve this murder mystery for me..."?
I'm sure you have, because I'm sure the only readers of this are experienced murderers and their sidekicks. Obviously.
Well, since this is the case, I am at your service.
To be fair, I stole this idea completely from the HBO show Bored To Death.
It's been copied exactly.
I feel a lot better now, admitting I am a fraud. But, I don't mind too much. I think i am going to create a club, centered around this idea of being a part time unlicensed private detective. Anyone can join, so long as they have a mustache (or one they can tape on). See, that is how I differ from the show, he doesn't have a mustache. I'M ORIGINAL, DAMNIT.
Anyways, I'm sure this club will kick off swimmingly.
So, speaking of Bored To Death, the main character dude (Jason Schwartzman) looks a lot like Demetri Martin, they both have the same nose, and talk a lot alike. For this reason, i have decided they are one, they will lead the world with their comical wit, and monstrous schnozes. One has a mole on his neck, and one has one on his cheek. Potato-Potato, right? If you should want proof, I suppose I can make the effort to post a picture of each. Just because if I don't Kim Jong Il will come and take me away as a political prisoner, and I will die a slow and painful death in North Korea. They don't even have SHINee there.
Here is Demetri:
And...
Here is Jason:
Crap, bad picture. And doesn't really look like Demetri. But that's what the imagination is for. And marijuana.
I have decided that Demetri Martin and Jason Schwartzman's celebrity couple name is Jesatrin Schwartzmartin. It's a little bit long, and a not really catchy at all. But I'm sure once the public gets involved, it'll catch on. They'll be T-shirts and hats made, posters hung around the city. I'm pretty optimistic about it.
So get pumped, mofos.
