I came up with a good pun today.. I'm going to share it with you now.
What did mother Trail Mix say about her children?
I'm raisin' nuts!
Get it? Cause.. her kids are crazy.. but trail mix is made up of raisins and nuts, too... hardy har har.
13.3.11
Farf
Today I have finally proven that I, yes I, am smarter than Lysol. It's been a battle waging on for years and finally I have become victorious. Okay, maybe it wasn't so much as a "battle waging on for years" but there was certainly a conflict. Okay, fine, I saw a Lysol commercial and they made a mistake. I win. I noticed. That means I am better than them.
Me + Dumb Lysol commercial = no duck = me champion.
Allow me to elaborate how I have finally won the battle against Lysol. Well, in their new "Disinfecting Dual Action Wipes" products, or something like that, they feature a porcelain duck cookie jar, then they abandon it and when they return to the kitchen the duck is no where in sight. And that is just wrong. Because I noticed this, I believe it just goes to show that after years of passive jabs to each other (by "passive jabs" I mean I occasionally see their commercials and get mildly annoyed), I win against Lysol. They abandoned a duck, I will called PETA and shut them DOWN.
I WIN.
I AM BETTER THAN LYSOL!
Note: Upon reviewing their ad, I realized that the duck had been placed to the opposite side of the kitchen than originally and almost hidden by the mother... So maybe they didn't COMPLETELY abandon the duck, but they certainly abused their powers with their control of its placement. So, in that regard, I still win.. so, boom. Lysol, you went down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXyFBhmHAK8
Also, I'm working on a letter of complaint to Lysol (informing them of their terrible mistake and how much it bothered me.), I'm ending it asking if they will send the duck to me, to live on my porcelain duck rehabilitation farm. We'll see how it goes.
Update: I completely forgot about the poor abused duck, I'm tempted to write them a letter now, voicing my anger at their treatment of the duck in one commercial that aired many months ago. i wonder how they would respond? Maybe I'll do it, or maybe I'll just wait until I forget, then see this again, then think about doing it, and then maybe do it.
Me + Dumb Lysol commercial = no duck = me champion.
Allow me to elaborate how I have finally won the battle against Lysol. Well, in their new "Disinfecting Dual Action Wipes" products, or something like that, they feature a porcelain duck cookie jar, then they abandon it and when they return to the kitchen the duck is no where in sight. And that is just wrong. Because I noticed this, I believe it just goes to show that after years of passive jabs to each other (by "passive jabs" I mean I occasionally see their commercials and get mildly annoyed), I win against Lysol. They abandoned a duck, I will called PETA and shut them DOWN.
I WIN.
I AM BETTER THAN LYSOL!
Note: Upon reviewing their ad, I realized that the duck had been placed to the opposite side of the kitchen than originally and almost hidden by the mother... So maybe they didn't COMPLETELY abandon the duck, but they certainly abused their powers with their control of its placement. So, in that regard, I still win.. so, boom. Lysol, you went down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXyFBhmHAK8
Also, I'm working on a letter of complaint to Lysol (informing them of their terrible mistake and how much it bothered me.), I'm ending it asking if they will send the duck to me, to live on my porcelain duck rehabilitation farm. We'll see how it goes.
Update: I completely forgot about the poor abused duck, I'm tempted to write them a letter now, voicing my anger at their treatment of the duck in one commercial that aired many months ago. i wonder how they would respond? Maybe I'll do it, or maybe I'll just wait until I forget, then see this again, then think about doing it, and then maybe do it.
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