SMACK DESTINY IN THE FACE

29.7.10

Mazel Tov!

Welcome home my chickadees!
It seems there has been some sort of emergency regarding an excess mayonnaise order that turned fatal at the local Wal*Mart, so it's probably best to keep your distance until the paramedics arrive. However, we do offer an alternative route which requires several evening gowns and 10 candle sticks, but is very scenic, nonetheless. So whichever path you choose to walk, let it be known that you have my approval and I am proud of you. Because YOU are the future. YOU are America!