Hello tiny dancers, have you ever wondered what I do when I'm not updating this fine ole website 'o mine?
You probably have.
Well, TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
'Cause it's time I introduce you to my latest hobby: fake missed connection adds on Craiglist.
You might be thinking, "Wow, that;s super weird. Why do you even look at the missed connections?"
Well, you ignorant fish, I happen to be a weird tadpole myself and sometimes these missed connections cater to my interests. Some people call it "stalking". So do I.
That, my friends, is the intrigue of perusing the missed connections section on craigslist from time to time.
I'm not going to lie, it's slightly addicting. However, the posts are corny and desperate, like most things in America. It is for this reason that I take matters into my own hands and post my own "missed connections"
Please enjoy these next few links, and trust me, there will be more. Because the creepiness will NEVER stop with me.
How do ya like them apples? HUH?
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I think there's one more... But I don't know where to find it.. ENJOY.
Parce que j'aime ma chattes fromage!
